Wednesday, 30 January 2008
Tuesday, 29 January 2008
Sunday, 27 January 2008
hot and bothered tonight
it's late in the evening
we're wondering how to bath him
we blow up the little pool
and fill it with water
and then we ask him
do you want to play
and he thinks yes
i feel hot and bothered tonight...
we feel wonderful
because it's a sneaky way to bath you
and the wonder of it all
is that you just don't realise
how much we've tricked you
(with apologies to mr clapton)
we're wondering how to bath him
we blow up the little pool
and fill it with water
and then we ask him
do you want to play
and he thinks yes
i feel hot and bothered tonight...
we feel wonderful
because it's a sneaky way to bath you
and the wonder of it all
is that you just don't realise
how much we've tricked you
(with apologies to mr clapton)
Saturday, 26 January 2008
Friday, 25 January 2008
Monday, 21 January 2008
Sunday, 20 January 2008
let's try being a brickie instead
Saturday, 19 January 2008
party season
Friday, 18 January 2008
would you hire this tradesman?
what with the blatant contravening of all occupational health and safety rules
- no safety-capped boots, no ear muffs, haphazard mowing
who'd even consider hiring this guy
jim's mowing - coming to a solvency near you???!
- no safety-capped boots, no ear muffs, haphazard mowing
who'd even consider hiring this guy
jim's mowing - coming to a solvency near you???!
Tuesday, 15 January 2008
Monday, 14 January 2008
crouching pachyderm hidden car
mama
practically
fell off
her chair
when she
came across
my totally
unaided and
unsolicited
sketch of an
elephant/car
today
practically
fell off
her chair
when she
came across
my totally
unaided and
unsolicited
sketch of an
elephant/car
today
i suppose our daily morning doodle sessions whilst she lies in bed dreaming of an extra 10 minutes and trying to coax her body into get-out-of-bed-mode are indeed starting to bear fruition... after all i am not a bad copycat hey?!
Sunday, 13 January 2008
guess how many
anyone care to guess how many 'bom boms' emitted
during my driving master james session at the beach in rockingham????!
during my driving master james session at the beach in rockingham????!
Saturday, 12 January 2008
23 months = 1.917 years
mama is grieving
because time and tide
waits for no
man/woman/child
and in the next month
i will hit the two's -
a time which she
hopes and prays
that that
commonplace
adjective
(which henceforth
will remain
unwritten
and unspoken)
will not apply -
she would rather aspire it to be a time of
tremendous, tantalising and terrific two's
so here's to enjoying and savouring
my remaining one-and-a-bit year's worth of adventures
and gamely heading forth towards the uncharted waters of two-dom
because time and tide
waits for no
man/woman/child
and in the next month
i will hit the two's -
a time which she
hopes and prays
that that
commonplace
adjective
(which henceforth
will remain
unwritten
and unspoken)
will not apply -
she would rather aspire it to be a time of
tremendous, tantalising and terrific two's
so here's to enjoying and savouring
my remaining one-and-a-bit year's worth of adventures
and gamely heading forth towards the uncharted waters of two-dom
Monday, 7 January 2008
sleep loud sweet snorer...
mama worries a little too much
that a little toddler like me is able to
emit this amount of 'snorey' sounds
it just doesn't seem right to her
well you be the judge...
Sunday, 6 January 2008
Friday, 4 January 2008
flying high
well we finally
made it
home in
one piece
with
no frazzles
on our
return flight
from the
lion city
(cue joyous
giddy rejoicing
and
grateful prayers
of relief)
made it
home in
one piece
with
no frazzles
on our
return flight
from the
lion city
(cue joyous
giddy rejoicing
and
grateful prayers
of relief)
i fell asleep about 2 minutes from take off
stayed in dreamland for a record 4 whole hours
and only awoke with an hour to go
which i tarried away watching curious george
i also gave mama and papa
a taste of hip displaysia
by splaying across all three seats during my siesta...
but then again would you care to disturb a sleeping baby?!!
stayed in dreamland for a record 4 whole hours
and only awoke with an hour to go
which i tarried away watching curious george
i also gave mama and papa
a taste of hip displaysia
by splaying across all three seats during my siesta...
but then again would you care to disturb a sleeping baby?!!