hot and bothered tonight

it's late in the evening
we're wondering how to bath him
we blow up the little pool
and fill it with water
and then we ask him
do you want to play
and he thinks yes
i feel hot and bothered tonight...

we feel wonderful
because it's a sneaky way to bath you
and the wonder of it all
is that you just don't realise
how much we've tricked you
(with apologies to mr clapton)