practice runs (no pun intended)

one fine morning
after breakfast
papa put me
on my special seat
and got me to make
funny urgh urgh
grunty sounds
in the vain hope
of preventing
another soiled nappy
i think they have
quite a wait ahead
as i haven't seemed
to want to try out
this new skill so far

and yes
mama is
sometimes
more concerned
with cost than
gender
appropriateness
of my pjs!