jamie eat your heart out

yes mr oliver i suspect your days are now numbered
as evidenced by this jamie's culinary skills
mama got this preloved kitchen unit at a garage sale down the road
and although she had been harbouring secret hopes
of getting a solid wooden version for me
papa figured this cheapo version would do fine
all i need now are my chef's hat and apron!

warning... due to mama's laziness at editing, video lasts almost 6 minutes!

so what do you think of my sound effects?
(mama also seems to think i must have learnt these skills from her...
well ok - bottle-reheating and dish-washing due to her
whilst steak-cooking and tea-making due to papa!)