backcrawl

you know how some adults
swim the backstroke
well i am king of the backcrawl
i can only slide about all over the place
and in a backward fashion
at this rate i will evolve
to have eyes at back of head
here i am trying my best
to get into a starter's crawl position

mama tends to laugh her head off
(yes, how considerate!)
cause my bottom goes all wibbly wobbly
from side to side...