2 3 4 5... swim and survive

the folks took me
to parent and baby swim class on the weekend
mama got me these swim nappies
(worryingly named aqua floaties !!!)
and since they were the last pair on sale
she got them anyway
*good grief* pink ones i say i say

(but it gets worse... read on)
and i get covered from top to toe
with a one-piece rashie
legionnaire hat and truckloads of sunscreen
so i end up looking like some sort of water-clown

luckily the pink aqua floatie
is well obscured beneath the rashie
so i figured i was safe
but once again it's happened...
the swim instructress asked papa
"what is her name?" *sigh*