shiny floors

as i am trying to grow my teeth
mum has discovered
yet another new talent of mine
spit and polish -
i literally drool all over the floorboards
then rub my hands all over the mess...
(it makes for a very shiny slippery floor)
she reckons when i start crawling properly
she will affix mop pads to my elbows and knees

(ha ha ha - child-slave labour is illegal here
and aunty alison i'm sorry you have to see this)