fet(oe)ish

mama thinks moments like these
are utterly precious and hilarious
these are times when she feels so privileged
to spend time with me at home

she told me this story
about some princess named
sarah ferguson (aka fergie)
who had a toe-sucking escapade
with her man-friend
whilst on some island holiday
well dear fergie
you can eat your heart out
i'm ever so talented
i can bend over and
suck me own tootsies...