trials and tribulations of toileting

today was the second day
that i managed to do a
ker-plunk into the toilet...
although it might look
funny to you
let me tell you
it is a right pain to be
forcibly sat onto a throne
for some time
doing the grunty thing and
so the folks have resorted to
bribery and entertainment by
plonking the
portable dvd player
at my feet...