the teeth... the teeth...

(read above title in tattoo of fantasy island's voice)

they have finally erupted
my two bottom teeth
and no matter how hard mama tries
to take flattering shots of them
she can only manage these dodgy ones
the folks are already a little worried
cause they look like they've formed
in an inverted vee-shape
ooohhhh... they'll have to start saving for braces now

(haha.. there goes your porsche fund, james!)