when in trouble... exit stage left

this morning i flung my toothbrush into the toilet for the second time
(well i still can't remember if it sinks or swims... yet!)
and knew i was in big trouble
before mama could even admonish me
(she tends to oscillate between laughing her head off
and moaning in despair...)
i am getting good at running away
from the scene of the crime
but must get better at more speedy escapes so i leave no proof...