it's not my party but i'll cry if i want to

i received my first birthday party invitation recently
so on saturday
mama and papa took me
to clarissa's first birthday-do
i was made to dress up
in a shirt and trousers
much to my initial discomfort
but worse still was
having to get used to
so many strangers
in the one room
at the one go
so of course
i let rip my displeasure
well a boy's gotta do
what a boy's gotta do
show them who's the real boss...