lead singer

i have been having

some serious

voice modulatory

malfunctions lately

and this has been driving

the folks up the rafters

mama reckons

i could easily

take out the emmy for

attitudinal lead singer

in a heavy metal band

either that

or i am going to be

the next il divo pavarotti

whatever it is

at my decibel rate

mama and papa are going

to have to start

taping up the windows

around the house very soon...